February 2012
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Just got back from seeing Sarah Millican. Absolutely hilarious, honestly. Describing her vagina as an Arctic roll, and her Head-Mistress joke will stay with me for a long time. Didn’t realise how funny she would be, everyone must go to one of her shows.
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Fuckkkkkk. I’m going to see Brand New tomorrow, just saying. Dream come true.
A larger lady came into work today, and bought - shall we say, er, ‘sexy’ lingerie. She then proceeded to tell us that on Valentine’s Day “you’ve got to give them what they want.” And proclaimed, before proudly walking out of the shop, “Well I’m off to have sex.” Isn’t that a lovely thought - Happy Valentine’s Day, motherfuckers.
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Anonymous asked: Be strong. <3
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I need someone to talk to, right now. I understand most of you are watching the Grammys but I feel like my life is falling apart at the seams. In the space of three hours, I’ve lost one of the most important things to me at the minute, just please.
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I totally wish there was a reset button on my life, where everything would just start again. I need time, and happiness - that doesn’t rely on alcohol.
I said I’d always love him, and perhaps it’s the truth. But I don’t think I’ve ever been happier to be free of him. It’s only now that’s he’s got a new girlfriend that I realised how childish he is,...
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Crying at The Time Traveler’s Wife, and I don’t often cry at films. I’m in pieces.
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It may be an unpopular opinion, and it may be slightly biased since I hate her lips - but Lana Del Rey’s album is quite frankly a little awful. Except, of course, Born to Die and Video Games - it’s boring. Very, very boring.
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I’ve just said ‘There’s a DJ set I want to catch.’ Never felt so pretentious in my life.
Last night, in one not so busy club - I ran into the guy I’m sleeping with and the guy I was sleeping with (and by “sleeping” I mean a one night stand, and a booty call). Didn’t know where to hide.
I’m compensating my ever declining university grades...
January 2012